you know what? pizza is not like sex. you can definitely have really, really bad sex. there’s just no such thing as bad pizza 
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liza
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liza
this cafe con leche is so good it’s bringing a tear to my eye. how’s your morning so far?
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liza
i so missed FakeSteve: “Let’s all take a deep breath and get some perspective” – http://ping.fm/VViHO
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this is so wrong on so many levels and it will come back to haunt Intuit: “How Intuit Makes a Social Network Pay” – http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/09_28/b4139066365300.htm?chan=innovation_innovation%20 %20design_top%20stories
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just realized i’ve never gone to a football game. neither been to a baseball or basketball game in this country. i need jocks in my life
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RT @sirmichael: Gonna hang @rshotel w/@blogdiva @ 630PM.[...] Come! @blogdiva is going 2 do her whitney faves [LOL! am not
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This one goes out to all the assholes at National Review Online: “The late term abortion I never had” – http://ping.fm/30Rg4
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i need a masseuse in my life right about now. at east it’s a beautiful morning
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liza
what’s with manscaping and brazilian waxes? whatever happened to pubic hair? has porno really distorted our view of the naked body?
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ok my twitterinos. velenme la tienda while i go out and run some afternoon errands. don’t go doing anything crazy, okay?
